Ice Rink

Me thinks it doth stink to coat well the ice rink,

In salts and thick malts, bringing my skates to a halt.

Esrever

,lliw uoy fi ,em wollA

,llits gnisufnoc erom eb oT

,esrever ni gnitirw yB

.esrev elttil ylevol sihT

Before the yester-dawn.

If only I could see

How through to left it be,

I might chance just be gone

Before the yester-dawn.

But then would he be me,

Or I be them then we?

I wonder what good do

Whilst in the through and through.

Argyle Sock Advice (in Haiku form)

Argyle socks smell bad

When worn for too many hours.

Trust me on this one.

Perhaps more effort is needed?

Once upon a time,

There lived a tiny goon.

One day he realized,

He needed him a spoon.

The end?

Blatant Words of Wisdom

There are some who have said,

"To live is to be alive."

To them I shake my head,

and think, "Really? How obvious is that?"